(Source: dog-with-hat, via frankistfu)
my mind’s telling me no
and my body
my body is also telling me no
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To make up for all the Australian animals that will try to kill you, there is the Quokka who smiles in its sleep.
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OMG
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This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”
my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy
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Catching Fire ♥
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HOW DID YOU FIND THIS OMFG DYING THIS IS AMAZING!!!!1111111!!!11!!oneoneone1!!!!!!111!!1!!1111!1!@r8t9ojdglkff2eg9ufthy9kd@#)%&@) HCIFCwkjdsf
EXACTLY I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THE TRAILER O M G
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OMGOGMOOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMOMG I CANT WAIT OMG WHERE IS THIS FROM
Probably from IMDb.. ^
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